Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...