Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...