To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!