12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...