Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...