Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...