What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...