Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....