Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.