Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...