Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...