Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
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1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Does your dog bite?
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Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
PC Manifesto V3.0
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The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!