Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...