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Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
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Another yamamma…
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Dyslexic Pimp
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How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
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Bee jokes 03
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Cut by a Razor
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Steven Wright on dogs
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