Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
This is one smart dog
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There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...