The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...