Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...