Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...