Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...