Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...