Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.