cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
On Gender Differences
The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...