Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....