How does a man keep his youth?
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Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
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Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Tired On 1 April
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Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
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Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
New scientific thoeries IV
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Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...