Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...