The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!