What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...