Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....