Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...