Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...