Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...