Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...