What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...