What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...