If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.