cross a worm and an elephant
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Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...