Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...