Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...