Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...