Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...