Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...