I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...