I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...