How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
A very insulting parrot
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Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Eucalyptus Road
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A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...