Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...