And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
My girlfriend is out in the car
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A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...