Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...