A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...