Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...