Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...