Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...