Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...